Superheroes. Who can say they honestly never wanted to be one when they were a kid? I’m almost 22 and sometimes I still wish I was one. I can’t say I was really big on comics and the weekend morning superhero cartoons. But still. (Quailman anyone?) I can relate to wanting to have a secret identity where people actually liked me and I could do something cool.
Top 9 Reasons to be a Superhero:
1. Underwear outside of your pants. (No, Brittany Spears is not a superhero)
2. Batmobile. Or other super cool means of transportation.
3. Always gets the guy/girl.
4. Freeze time and cheat on tests.
5. Secret identity.
6. Coolest new gadgets.
7. Sidekick that never leaves you.*
8. Never be late for anything again.(Cuz you’d have super-sonic speed. Or you fly. Pick one)
9. You can kick everyone's ass.
*Okay, I know he’s not really a superhero, but Sonic. Have you ever been playing the game and you try so hard to lose Tails, just because that’s fun? And he always comes back to help you out. No matter how many times you’re a dick to him and attempt to abandon him.
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