I have something to get off my chest. Okay. Here goes. I hate Valentine’s Day. Wow. Shocker, right? I just don’t get the reason behind it. I would want my boyfriend/husband to romantic things because he Wants to. Not just because some holiday tells him has to. (I like yellow and purple tulips,wink winkers). But I’d rather have the chocolate than flowers any day. Flowers die. Chocolate is yummy.
Reason I Hate the Stupid Fake Card Company Holiday (aka Valentine’s Day)
1. I’m not a fan of the color pink. And it’s everywhere this time of year.
2. It’s February. What a depressing month to celebrate this “romantic” holiday in.
3. The gifts. I don’t need some stuffed teddy bear. Or flowers that will die sooner than later.
4. The cards. I think it’s weird to give someone a love card that you didn’t write (and chances are didn’t really read, either).
5. Cupid. I’m supposed to think some fat baby wearing a diaper with a bow and arrow is cute?
6. I’m always single. Maybe that’s the real reason. But probably not. I’m just not the type of girl to squeal when my boyfriend spent too much money on lame gifts.
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